Lion Tales

Generic Chair
Generic Chair was born January 32nd 1926. Son to Overly and Not-So-Generic, Chair was the fifth in a long line of house furniture. However, he suffered a debilitating disease... stool pox, which would have killed him, had he not been put in a cryo sleep state.

Years later, in the 21st century, he was reawakened and was cured of his stool pox. He now goes to Lincoln high school in San Jose, for no particular reason. He is mocked regularly, not to mention sat upon.

A huge philanthropist, he often donates to Chair-ity.

He will not directly speak to anyone, rather, he will use his translator, Simple Cushion.

Generic Chair, Board of Chairs

Dec 23, 2016
The Pod’s Cat: Principal Edition (Story)
Nov 03, 2016
The Pod’sCat 2.0 #1 (Story)
May 27, 2016
Last Pod’sCat of the 2015-2016 school year (Story)
Mar 31, 2016
Pod’sCat April Fools Podcast (Story)
Mar 21, 2016
The Pod’s Cat #3 (Story)
Mar 17, 2016
[Satire] SJUSD to Introduce 50 new Standardized Tests (Story)
Feb 22, 2016
The Pod’s Cat #2 (Story)
Feb 03, 2016
The Pod’s Cat 2016 #1 (Story)
Sep 04, 2015
Students who Attend School on Monday to be Forced to Attend “Holiday School” (Story)
Aug 31, 2015
5 Rejected Spirit Week Ideas (Story)
Aug 20, 2015
Trump Announces Presidential Campaign a “Joke” (Story)
Jun 02, 2014
Senior Graduation Rehearsal Actually to Take Place at Nightime, Tailgate Party to be Longest Ever (Story)
May 16, 2014
ASB Election Revotes to Hold Revote for Uncontested Candidates (Story)
May 08, 2014
CAASPPs to Spawn two new Spinoff Assessments, More Planned for Future (Story)
Apr 21, 2014
Why Does Generic Chair Write Satire? (Story)
Apr 01, 2014
Bad Spelin Grammur at this Schul (Story)
Jan 24, 2014
Studies Show You Aren’t Being Antisocial Enough (Story)
Dec 13, 2013
Friday the 13th is Still Lucky (Story)
Sep 13, 2013
Friday the 13th Found to be Lucky, Lincoln Receives 5,000,000,000 Dollars (Story)
Sep 06, 2013
School Found to be too Clean, Students Asked to Start Littering (Story)
Bilingual Student Newspaper of Abraham Lincoln High School, San Jose California.
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