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Bilingual Student Newspaper of Abraham Lincoln High School, San Jose California.

Lion Tales

Bilingual Student Newspaper of Abraham Lincoln High School, San Jose California.

Lion Tales

Bilingual Student Newspaper of Abraham Lincoln High School, San Jose California.

Lion Tales

Generic Chair

Generic Chair, Board of Chairs

Generic Chair was born January 32nd 1926. Son to Overly and Not-So-Generic, Chair was the fifth in a long line of house furniture. However, he suffered a debilitating disease... stool pox, which would have killed him, had he not been put in a cryo sleep state.

Years later, in the 21st century, he was reawakened and was cured of his stool pox. He now goes to Lincoln high school in San Jose, for no particular reason. He is mocked regularly, not to mention sat upon.

A huge philanthropist, he often donates to Chair-ity.

He will not directly speak to anyone, rather, he will use his translator, Simple Cushion.

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